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INTRODUCING BERTY BLOB


Berty Blob is the ringleader of the BOGEY ECOHEROS *

They are up to all sorts of mischief.

Berty Blob has a genetic mutation of the mucous membrane. He is consequently endowed with a very fine sense of smell and a very tenacious type of snot. He puts these traits to very good use.


* Berty’s Organisation (for the) Global Ecosystem Yeomen


#1


Who bombed the


THE RAINBOW WARRIOR


?


The tail of the pink panther protrudes from the waves. What was the connection? Did Clouseau bungle this one completely and bomb the wrong vessel? Did his bomb fail to go off?


NO but the French Government did carry out the terrorist attack. They lied about their involvement and then engaged in a sham trial. Some of the perps were sentenced to detention at a nice sunny desert island from which they were prematurely released. The main man in charge has never been brought to trial and as of November 2016 his extradition has not been approved.


 At the time of the Hebdo shootings I just felt that there was a bitter irony.


Here Berty Blob uses his snot to glue together the rainbow pencils to fashion a raft.

What’s that pink squiggle ?

CLUE

ANSWER


#2


Who bombed the



THE RAINBOW NATION


?

CLUE

ANSWER


BERTY BLOB IN DAKOTA

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So Obama cancelled the North Dakota pipeline project only for Trump to reinstate it again. If this mother of all pipes leaks then it could devastate a much larger area of pristine federally protected land than the mother of all bombs. There were reports of the tribe’s adversaries using crop dusting planes to administer airborne irritants over the protest camp.


Here Berty Blob uses his bionic sense of smell to detect minute traces of oil spillage. Fee fie foe fum, I smell oil in the barrel of a gun. He then visits Standing Rock. He uses his special snot to glue feathers to his head in a crude stereotypical disguise. Crude oil, crude disguise, crude tactics.

 This bomb’s quite a few metres longer than a MOAB and devastates a much larger area.